Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.

Jenny Lawson
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the...
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the...
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the...
Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the...
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The great Mark Twain once famously said, “Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.” This quote speaks to the fact that we find beauty in other things besides physical features. Attractive people might be considered beautiful, but their beauty does not rival that of another person who has a less-than-ideal physical feature.

Source: Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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